Veni. Vidi. Vici.
I came. I saw. I conquered.

eatingisfab:

when i meet up with my friends i tell them im already on my way when im actually still choosing what clothes to wear 

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It matters not what someone is born, but what they grow to be.

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imagineyouricon:

Imagine your icon sitting next to you in school

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autisticqueermihashi:

piratecoves:

poopflow:

people who dry swallow pills go hard as hell and should not be fucked with

i used to dry swallow pills until a searing pain developed in my throat and chest and with the help of the world wide web i found out it burned a hole in my fucking throat please take your pills with water kiddies it’s worth it

HOLY SHIT OKAY

reblogged 1 day ago @ 02 Sep 2014 with 327,077 notes via/source

theheirsofdurin:

cybersyncing said: ok but hear me out: The Hobbit where everything is the same except Bilbo has the personality of Martin Freeman

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bjokr:

introducing myself in the first day of school

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not-enough-fandom:

godtierkankri:

proudlyinsane:

MAKING JOKES ABOUT HOW “ITS WEIRD TO SEE ME OUT OF MY ROOM FOR ONCE” DOES NOT MAKE ME WANT TO LEAVE MY ROOM MORE IT MAKES ME WANT TO LOCK MY DOOR AND NEVER LEAVE AGAIN I DON’T KNOW WHY THAT’S SUCH A HARD CONCEPT

This also applies to “WOW SHE’S CLEANING!” and anything else like that do not fucking do that.

CAN I JUST ADD “LOOK AT THAT SHES SMILING” OR “WoW SHEs TALKING”

reblogged 1 day ago @ 02 Sep 2014 with 264,275 notes via/source

sidnugget:

when did i get this fat

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thesoftghetto:

They will NOT leave until justice is served.

thesoftghetto:

They will NOT leave until justice is served.

reblogged 1 day ago @ 02 Sep 2014 with 7,540 notes via/source

breakcorechoirboy:

cknd:

dreams would be much more fun if they were multi-player servers that other sleeping people could join

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osricappreciation:

I have officially decided that if I am ever having a bad day, that I should just google pictures of Osric Chau.

I am 

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fairly sure

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that this

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man is  

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made of 

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happiness.

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And his 

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smile gives

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me life. 

All pictures from google, if you wish for me to give credit or remove pictures just message me

reblogged 1 day ago @ 02 Sep 2014 with 5,385 notes via/source

bustysaintclair:

Kids please don’t think that it’s unusual or special to be dating someone with whom you can watch netflix and eat pizza and hold hands and also have hot sex with

It concerns me when I see millions of notes on a post that’s like “fuck me hard but also be sweet with me”

Like what kinds of relationships are you in that you think this is a revolutionary thing to ask

reblogged 1 day ago @ 02 Sep 2014 with 21,536 notes via/source

blackdove66:

thoroughlysherlocked:

hippity-hoppity-brigade:

trueamericanenglish:

#molly hooper is the best companion #she wouldn’t even run off

“Molly, why are you still here?”

“You… you told me not to wander off.”

“Oh. Well. That’s strange. I mean, usually I tell them not to wander off, but they never actually listen. Are you sure you’re human?”

YES OH MY GOD YES I NEED MOLLY AS COMPANION.

I had no idea how much I needed that til now.

I WOULD WATCH THAT SO HARD.

GUYS. GUYS I THINK I JUST OFFICIALLY GOT WHOLOCKED.

imagine her telling the doctor

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imagine his face

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timelordanon:

timelordanon:

can you put brownie mix in a waffle iron

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I AM THE FUTURE

reblogged 1 day ago @ 01 Sep 2014 with 216,139 notes via/source

thisisasupergoodidea:

IVE BEEN FUCKING WAITING FOR THIS FOR 13 BILLION YEARS

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