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can we give it up for Suzanne Collins for fucking off into oblivion with her money after hunger games fucking destroyed the YA market for like 6 years. everything YA was dystopian “EVERYONES IN A DIFFERENT QUADRANT” shit from 2010 to 2016 and we didnt hear a peep from her. true fucking power.
posted viamenstru8r
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  • wlwriot

    Today I called a girl homophobic as a joke and she almost started crying

  • wlwriot

    She said “my neighbors are a lesbian couple! I’m the least homophobic person you’ll ever meet”

  • wlwriot

    I said “Kelsea I’m really sorry I hurt your feelings but I need you to know that homophobic people can have lesbian neighbors” and she just got even more distraught and said “I’ve been inside their house and I wasn’t even afraid or anything”


    AFRAID OF WHAT??

    • posted viawlwriot
    Friday, Jan 11th45,091 notes1547265585
  • wlwriot

    Today I called a girl homophobic as a joke and she almost started crying

  • wlwriot

    She said “my neighbors are a lesbian couple! I’m the least homophobic person you’ll ever meet”

  • wlwriot

    I said “Kelsea I’m really sorry I hurt your feelings but I need you to know that homophobic people can have lesbian neighbors” and she just got even more distraught and said “I’ve been inside their house and I wasn’t even afraid or anything”


    AFRAID OF WHAT??

    • posted viawlwriot
    Friday, Jan 11th142,073 notes1547265439
    Oh my god
  • irlbop

    It’s been three years since DashCon and Fyre Fest has happened. Meaning that in accordance to the Rule of Three, in another three years, a third and final gathering catastrophe will occur with its own symbol joining the ball pit and concierge stand to create an ungodly trifecta.

    I cannot wait.

  • ankle-beez

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    • posted viadicksand15
    Friday, Jan 11th1,419,335 notes1547265427
  • vittyyluvscookies

    Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.

  • submissivefeminist

    I’m so glad this is a universal wondering among vagina-owners, haha.

  • flyme-toneverland

    ‘Vagina-owners’

  • anxiousnerd

    Tune in next time for: Are these menstrual cramps? Am I pregnant? Is it just gas? I wouldn’t have to ask these questions if I didn’t have a damn uterus

  • sexylibrarian1

    Next week: Is it a bladder infection? An ovarian cyst? Do I have endometriosis? Oh God please do not let it be cervical cancer! A 20/20 special

  • occupyvenus

    Y'all are forgetting the all-time classic: Is it just my period or is my appendix about to burst? Some nice tea and a heatpack or 911 and emergency surgery?

  • phantoms-lair

    There is actually a test for that last one!

    Place your hand over the pain, press down slightly and release. If the pain doesn’t change by any great margin, you’re fine. If it suddenly becomes some painful you can barely stand, Get thee to an Emergency Room

  • taysweetbae

    reblog for the safety of vaginas and their owners

  • greedyagain

    The appendix test works with or without a vagina so reblogging for everyone.

    • posted viatalkingllama
    Friday, Jan 11th25,546 notes1547262832
  • dan-mcneely

    hey so one time i met someone who was drawing a photo-realistic picture in ballpoint pen and complimented him on it so we started to talk about art and how nice it made us feel to make art etc etc and he was like “what about you? do you draw? draw a wolf on this” and i was like GLADLY, I DRAW WOLVES ALL THE TIME and spat this out in 20 seconds and i dont think ive ever seen someone go from pleasant friendliness to incomprehensible disgust quickly before. he told me it was “a farce” and “an insult” and “a waste” that i had “severe, unhelpable emotional problems” that caused me to be “detached from reality” and “hurt everyone around me” thats why i drew wolves so badly and anyway i still have it and intend to get it tattooed on my body someday.

    • posted viamattmurdick
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